Today's winning email:
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
...
Murrell
ps. You can keep the house in Maui but, I am going to need half your money according to our prenup.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
...
Murrell
ps. You can keep the house in Maui but, I am going to need half your money according to our prenup.
Sigh... If only I had some, Murrell.
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